Preamble Ramble

mew-squared:

  • In 2009, a man married a video game character
  • In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
  • In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
  • Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
  • And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

(via aristotels)

aristotels:

theydieholdinghands:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

jehancombefeyrac:

thedoctorhaswonallofmytwo-hearts:

she-loves-the-doctor:

friendsofthegaybc:

frenchrevolutionwho:

jehanparnasse:

fleursdejehan:

[yells] JOLY IS MORE THAN HIS HYPOCHONDRIA

JEHAN IS MORE THAN FLOWERS!!!

FEUILLY IS MORE THAN POLAND

GRANTAIRE IS MORE THAN JUST ALCOHOL

MARIUS IS MORE THAN JUST COSETTE

ENJOLRAS IS MORE THAN SEXY

EPONINE IS CONSIDERABLY FUCKING MORE THAN HER LOVE FOR A DUDE

BAHOREL IS MORE THAN PUNCHING THINGS

BOSSUET IS MORE THAN JUST BAD LUCK

COSETTE IS MORE THAN JUST THE CHICK WHO GETS THE DUDE AT THE END OF THE BOOK

COMBEFERRE IS NOT EMOTIONLESS AND COLD.

totemsandrockquarries:

95malene:

wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr

#I WOULD SCROLL FIVE HUNDRED MILES #AND I WOULD SCROLL FIVE HUNDRED MORE #JUST TO BE THE GUY THAT SCROLLED A THOUSAND MILES #AND WOUND UP WHERE I LEFT OFF THE NIGHT BEFORE #DUH DUH DAH DAH

(via the-littlest-elsen)

kitchenkind:

muchadoaboutmusicals:

The Original Broadway Cast of Disney’s The Lion King

Mufasa :: Sarabi :: Young Nala and Simba :: Simba :: Nala:: Rafiki :: Pumba and Timon :: Zazu :: Scar :: The Hyenas (Ed, Shenzi, and Banzai)

good GOD the detailing on the costumes…..

older-aang:

baw-bee:

sophieonpage:

thegoddamazon:

I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.

Legitimately turned on by this

This is the best thing.

Why this cartoon is the best cartoon.

(Source: ashagreyjoyed, via polkahardlikeamofo)

the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

im dreaming of a #FFFFFF christmas

WHO THE HECK BROUGHT THIS POST BACK IT S NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS

(via hammer-and-sicklekind)

(via squishu)

deanisanactualprincess: catsandallthatjazz: the-girl-that-died: shesmorethanyouknow: tricksterjaneycrocker: stugahtsz: juncko: madmeinabluebox: forever-pretty-awkward: Ways to kill your enemies I know way too much about killing people because of this website I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them bubble tea of death Bubble tea of death Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death. Basically Bubble Tea of Death i really want to see someone get murdered this way on supernatural

deanisanactualprincess:

catsandallthatjazz:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

Basically Bubble Tea of Death

i really want to see someone get murdered this way on supernatural

(via aristotels)

despairludenberg:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

urbanfuck:

my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child

your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on

oh man wow

(via musicaljakeenglish)

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

(via fist-bunp)

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
too-much-fandom: ambassadorofunicorns: mirificentia: gifovea: How Wings Are Attached to the Backs of Angels by Craig Welsh (1996) I find this weirdly fascinating Correction: were yOU KNOW YOU CAN LEAVE OKAY

too-much-fandom:

ambassadorofunicorns:

mirificentia:

gifovea:

How Wings Are Attached to the Backs of Angels

by Craig Welsh (1996)

I find this weirdly fascinating

Correction: were

yOU KNOW YOU CAN LEAVE OKAY

(via sassyporrim)